- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

a horse nibbled a baby

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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