whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

He walked in a bar

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

hi bye

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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