Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

You're tall.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

every knight i see an owl at window

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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