What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Daym im romantic

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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