- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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