- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

How do you make a car? You build it.

Vagina cream... end of story

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Bags of delicious poop.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Sixty... eight

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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