- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

roses are red, violets are blue.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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