- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

whats worse than jonny james obviously

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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