Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Harry Chappell raped someone

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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