How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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