Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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