- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

roses are red, violets are blue.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Help I'm being raped!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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