???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What's white and gluey Glue

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why did the dog eat poop?

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Help I'm being raped!

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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