Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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