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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding