why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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