- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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