- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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