An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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