im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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