How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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