A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

book 'em danno

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Black...

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

You will not press the like button.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

nice tits.

Anti Joke

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