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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Weed.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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