How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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black people

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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you lose.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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