you lose.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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butt sex

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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