You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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