Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

once upon a time, it snowed

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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