- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

hey John will you make some copies

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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