what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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