what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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No, Trinidad.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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