What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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LIFE :(

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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