- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Why did it die Nothing died

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??