- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Weed.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

meh

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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