- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

British Dentistry

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

religion

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

luke moore cant pull it back

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How do you hold someone in suspense?

meh

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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