why did katy fall off her bike?

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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black people

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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