- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

its snowing on mount fuji

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.