- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Women's rights

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

... i forgot the joke :p

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Women Sports.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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