A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Health food.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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