How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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