An Asian man fails a math test

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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