What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Fart

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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