Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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