Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

knock knock get lost!

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

im gey

FIONN'S LIFE

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Potato!

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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