- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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