- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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