- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

tee hee

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

YES! EXACTLY!

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

sharks

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

i lost the game

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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