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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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