John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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