what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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