- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

captcha: all yer base

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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