A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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You just read this ..

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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