Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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drugs.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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