what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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