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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

girls lacrosse

whats white and looks like paper paper

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Knock Knock Come in.

Anti Joke

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