Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

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