FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Women's Rights

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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