- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

PSN IS UP

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

The black man leaves the strip club.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What time is it? 20:45.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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