What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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A man... walks.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Your biggest fan.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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