- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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