- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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