- Anti Joke

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms