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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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