- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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