What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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charlie sheen losing

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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JUST KIDDING^

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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The NBA and womens sports

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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