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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

How old are you? 20

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Breast cancer.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

brandon ya twwat

Gun Control

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

bacon

I ponder

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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