Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Women's rights

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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