josh roberts got the d in geog

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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heads up!

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What's up brah brah

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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