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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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