- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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